God does exist…I met him once…it was in San Francisco around Market and Powell…he was standing on a milk crate dressed in homeless rags ( presumably to not look pretentious ) …and as I passed he bent down and said to me in a commanding voice…
‘ got any spare change for God? ‘
Now…who am I to deny God his rightful due…so I reached into my pocket and pulled out all the change I had and gave it to him…and he said
‘ bless you ‘
and with his blessing I made my way to the Bart subway system…and there, amazingly, a miracle before my eyes, another man appeared looking very similar, standing on a milk crate dressed in homeless rags ( presumably to not look pretentious ) …and as I passed he bent down and said to me in a commanding voice…
‘ can you spare a quarter for Jesus? ‘
Well…what can I say…I met God and Jesus on the same day…miracles really do happen.
OH, Jesus never got his quarter, I told him I gave all my change to God….but that should be OK seeing as he is or knows God.
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If god exists you know she’s got to have a sense of humor 
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